the journal of irreproducible results

table of contents

A Brief Lecture on the Appeal of Constants

in which Jack attempts to get the Doctor reconciled with his ex
(and the ex in question does math porn)

Notes on the Ease of Hypnotizing Time Agents

in which the Master attempts to awaken aspects of the Doctor's personality
(and Jack enjoys himself in questionable ways)

Concerning Anomalies and One's Perception Thereof

in which the Master conducts a most unusual experiment with Jack
(and the Doctor is innocently absent)